Well, hello. Let me introduce myself....

I decided to start writing a blog on sex. Whoa, did I just say sex? Yep! Not just sex-safe sex. But to be even more specific AWESOME, safe sex. I know, how pretentious of me to think I could know more than the average joe about having amazing but safe sex. I'm not a doctor, and I'm not some whacko who banged half the free world in order to find out what guys like and dislike, but I did my homework.

Last year while taking performing arts at Sheridan College, we were asked to put on our own shows at the end of the year. The group of girls I was working with wanted to do something different. We wanted to have some style and needless to say we wanted to shock people. We decided to write, direct and act in a show about sex. Actually, I wrote the show (yaaa, I'm awesome... I know). Basically, I got to call all the shots and create our vision from scratch. Kind of like a sex baker, but instead of muffins I dealt with muff. It was set in a gynecologist's office and dealt with all kinds of issues that women experience once they start getting freaky, which is where we all know the drama begins.

I had to do a lot of research for the play and I found tons of information about sexuality and the things that come with sex like STI’s, pregnancy, forms of birth control, self esteem issues and somewhere in there actually enjoying the experience of getting your freak-a-leak on.

That’s why I’m here- that’s a lie, it’s for a class but fuck if I can get some good grades from writing about doing the bang-a-rang count me in! I thought long and hard about something I a) like to talk about b) like to do and c) I already have some knowledge on and this is what I came up with.

So here I am and there you are, under the veil of the internet. I would love to try to answer any of the sex related questions you have, and if I don’t know I will work my hardest to either bullshit a hilarious answer or google that shit. You can basically think of me as your sex guru. Your sex-y Dr. Phil (well, with hair…). Or even your freaky facts factory.

Oh and boys, you can bring on the questions too. Don't be scared. I can’t wait to hear what you have to say. Let the sexiness begin!