Getting Freaky Like the Fishes

After sex do you sometimes look at your partner and say, “honey, that was amazing…but don’t you think it’d be better if we were in water?” Well if that’s you then then let me be the first to tell you that you're so weird!

BUT here I am and there you are so why shouldn’t I lend a helping hand to my fellow friend of sex?!

First, I’m going to have to play the role of Debbie Downer. No this is not a role-playing game, and if it was you’d probably want me as a naughty nurse or sexy stewardess not Deb.

Sexually transmitted infections (STI’s) can still be transferred when you get your bang-on in water. So if you want to do the deed like a mermaid (or merman) contraceptive is a must.

This being said, condoms are a big no-no. They aren’t tested in water and there is no information on how effective they may (or may not be) in water. So maybe you should stay away from the cabana boy on your vacation to Cuba this spring.

If condoms are out of the equation then ‘spur of the moment’ sex probably is too.

You’re probably wondering, what the FUCK Lindsay, so how can I get freaky in the water then. Well impatient reader, I’m getting to that...

I don’t know if I would suggest having sex in water, but I do suggest doing everything but sex and then finishing the act elsewhere. There is no reason why you can’t get in the mood and then move it somewhere else like the beach (if your outdoors) or if you’re at a pool onto one of your lounging chairs. Get creative… you’re the one who wanted to bang in the water in the first place!

There is only one exception to the information I’ve provided above. If you’re in a committed, loving relationship with someone. You’re probably already having sex without a condom so this is your opportunity to get adventurous. You can hit up the pool, hot tub, hell, you should even try the ocean or large body of water for a more exotic location.

The point is if you want it to be safe then be safe, don’t get ‘er done in the water if you don't know or trust your partner because you also don’t know if they have AIDS, herpes or the clap. You don't want to risk your life and your sexual health for one night, do you?