Vaginas in China- Beware!

Officials in China say there in search of nearly a million knock-off condoms that were being produced in an illegal factory located in Hunan.

My guess? The condoms are probably hanging out in seedy strip clubs or those 25 cent dispensers you find in the bathrooms of nasty restaurants you stumble into around 3 in the morning after a night of partying.

The police said that when they entered the factory they saw bare-chested employees using vegetable oil to lubricate the condoms and were placing them into fiber bags. It goes without saying that this is evidently not a sterile environment.

Bare-chested employees? Vegetable oil? Um, GROSS! I don’t want something that potentially has little bits of chest hair going anywhere near my va-jay. That is not my idea of a good time.

The Chinese condom market is the 4th largest in the world, so all you out there who may live or be in the vicinity of China, beware of condoms labeled as "Jisson, Durex. Rough Rider, Six Sense and Love Card."