My Unusual Words

I have a foul mouth. I know this. My mother knows this (and highly disapproves). I have decided that instead of confusing you with my constant use of strange and unfamiliar terms I would make a thesaurus list of some of the words I have been using (or will use) in my blog. This will be updated as my potty mouth gets worse. If you thought that was impossible, you’re wrong… pray for me.

Sex a.k.a…
Banging
The Bang-a-Rang
Getting Freaky
Fuckin
Bumping Your Goods
Getting Your Sexy On

Penis a.k.a…
Peen
Peen-a-Leen
Schlong
Man Stick

Vagina a.k.a
Va-Jay
Cooter
Clam
Box
Goodies
Love Flower (I am using this only because I think it is AMAZING)