You Fucked and Now You're FUCKED

So last night you got a bit crazy. You went out with your friends, hit up the club and did a few shots. Okay, you did more than a few shots; you did shot until you forgot about shots, lost your shoes and ended up slow dancing to a fast song with some curly-haired mess who your friends said was cute.

When you woke up in the morning curled up next to Jim or Mike or Steve in some random apartment you realized their curly hair isn’t so attractive when it’s sitting on top of a 400 pound frame of sexiness.

You call your friend who picks you up, preventing you from doing the walk of shame! Your only question is… WHAT NOW???

Well, there are a couple things you should do and here they are…

1)
The most important thing you can do is go to your doctor or pharmacist and request an emergency contraceptive pill also known as the morning after pill. It works best if you take it within 12 hours of sex, but actually can be used up to 72 hours after you did the nasty.

The morning after pill prevents your ovaries from releasing an egg and alters the lining of the womb so a fertilized egg can’t shimmy its way in there. It’s important to know that like all contraceptive, this too isn’t 100% effective but its damn close!

Most common side effects are nausea, vomiting and irregular menstrual bleeding or spotting before your next period. For a full list of side effects check this out

SIDENOTE: Depending on where you live, the emergency contraceptive pill may not be available to you. I found a website (okay, so it's just wikipedia... don't hate on me because wikipedia has some good shit) that has a list of the countries that it's available in so check it out!

2)
Get checked out. This is extremely important! Jim or Mike or Steve or whatever the hell his name was could have been a virgin who you’ve just demoralized but chances are he’s not. And whether you like it or not Mr. Curls could have an STI, and believe me this is not the bus- you don’t want to catch that shit! So suck it up, go to the clinic and tell the doctor you got your bang on and need to get checked out. You’re not the first and you won’t be the last so don’t be embarrassed. Your health is more important.