Go Ahead, Fuck Yourself!

Most of the information I’ve been providing so far is stuff on ways to create a safe and happy sexual environment. But what if you’re not having sex?

First, good for you and abstaining, I know I don’t have that type of self control. Second, if your not having sex and it’s not by choice but just because you’re too unattractive to find a mate then keep listening-this blogs for you!

For the virgin: just because you are choosing to not sleep with people at this point doesn’t mean you can’t still have fun.

For the born-again virgin: What you need to do is forget the man. The man is who left you lonely and without a peen-a-leen to bang. What you need to do is fuck yourself.

No, I am not mad at you, I literally mean you need to get your bang-on with yourself. Some people would call this masturbation. I like “fuck yourself” better so I’m going with that.

If you haven’t become intimate with your own goodies yet this is a must. Even if you are a virgin there is nothing wrong with exploring your parts, it’ll only make you more aware of the amazing pleasures your own body can provide.

For those of you who are clueless to the ins and outs of exploring your love flower you’ve come to the right place because I’m going to give you some information. No, I am not pretentious enough to think that I know everything there is to know about masturbation so here are some sources that can teach you’re the best way to make you feel good.

If you’re not too scared to try watching a kind of how-to video then my suggestion is to check out this video or videos like it on YouPorn. They have free porn there and you can search to your heart's content.

If you are too shy to watch a porn for masturbation then check out this website or go here. The first site has a detailed list of what to do and what should happen. Near the bottom it also includes extra tips on how to satisfy yourself. On the second link, the main page will give you some starter points and the column on the left has more facts on the different ways to become master of your own domain.

Have fun!